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2:10am April 19, 2014

DO NOT EVER ARRANGE TO MEET SOMEONE IRL WHO IS FROM FLORIDA

aghostnotaguardian:

rnaiden:

they could be a gator

#dang it the gig is up #I’ll go back to the everglades now

Dammit….welp, there go my weekend plans….

2:09am April 19, 2014

gearstation:

gearstation:

my roommate and their classmates are burning & sacrificing an animal cracker to pray for their greek final to be canceled

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WOW

Did it work?

2:09am April 19, 2014

eggito:

eggito:

me: hey accept me into your school

college: whats ur gpa

me: 4.20

college: youre in

it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it

2:06am April 19, 2014

jaclcfrost:

a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

1:48am April 19, 2014
johannathemad:

"MELISSA" AGGRESSIVELY PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE

johannathemad:

"MELISSA" AGGRESSIVELY PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE

12:54am April 19, 2014

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

controversial-tabloid-story:

yousaynotorachetpussyjuicyjcant:

sirenknights:

Space, guys… SPACE!!!!

I kinda want all of these tattoo’d on me

fyi, these make really great phone wallpaper…

12:18am April 19, 2014
marjoleinhoekendijk:

☽♡☾ Pagan, Viking, Nature and Tolkien things ☽♡☾

marjoleinhoekendijk:

☽♡☾ Pagan, Viking, Nature and Tolkien things ☽♡☾

12:17am April 19, 2014
remonraimu:

starscreamsswayinghips:

salesassociatesteve:

robots-and-electric-sheep:

arsenic-in-my-catnip:

sluttynuggets:

twerkifer:

sarughpalin:

little-miss-pessimistic:

ughjaimepreciado:

damnjackbarakat:

bandmembersinwonderland:

and-thesnakesstarttosing:

and-thesnakesstarttosing: 

of-sharks-and-men:

broken-hearts-and-smiles:

iexcuseyourface:

Happy for you in my ass by The Summer Set 

Teenagers in my ass.

Curse Of The Virgin Canvas In My Ass by Alesana

And the snakes start to sing in my ass


I miss you in my ass By Blink 182

In too deep in my ass omg

Don’t trust me in your ass

Bite my tongue in my ass.

stop and stare in my ass

Mmm Yeah in my ass

rather be in my ass

I kissed a girl in my ass

You’re gonna go far kid in my ass

Counting Stars in my ass

SWAGGER JAGGER IN MY ASS
I’M PISSING

bulletproof in my ass

Wings in my ass

remonraimu:

starscreamsswayinghips:

salesassociatesteve:

robots-and-electric-sheep:

arsenic-in-my-catnip:

sluttynuggets:

twerkifer:

sarughpalin:

little-miss-pessimistic:

ughjaimepreciado:

damnjackbarakat:

bandmembersinwonderland:

and-thesnakesstarttosing:

and-thesnakesstarttosing: 

of-sharks-and-men:

broken-hearts-and-smiles:

iexcuseyourface:

Happy for you in my ass by The Summer Set 

Teenagers in my ass.

Curse Of The Virgin Canvas In My Ass by Alesana

And the snakes start to sing in my ass

I miss you in my ass
By Blink 182

In too deep in my ass omg

Don’t trust me in your ass

Bite my tongue in my ass.

stop and stare in my ass

Mmm Yeah in my ass

rather be in my ass

I kissed a girl in my ass

You’re gonna go far kid in my ass

Counting Stars in my ass

SWAGGER JAGGER IN MY ASS

I’M PISSING

bulletproof in my ass

Wings in my ass

11:33pm April 18, 2014
levvykevie:

laughingatmyreality:

today in math class, I didn’t understand the work so I started doing this to pass the time (and also to make it look like I was doing something). my intent was to fill up the whole paper, but before I finished my math teacher came behind me, took my pencil, and wrote the bottom.

That is actually really inspirational

levvykevie:

laughingatmyreality:

today in math class, I didn’t understand the work so I started doing this to pass the time (and also to make it look like I was doing something). my intent was to fill up the whole paper, but before I finished my math teacher came behind me, took my pencil, and wrote the bottom.

That is actually really inspirational

11:31pm April 18, 2014
kaciart:

Saying “I’ll see you out there” when really - neither of them probably expect to see eachother ever again but wont give voice to the thought.

kaciart:

Saying “I’ll see you out there” when really - neither of them probably expect to see eachother ever again but wont give voice to the thought.